EAT YOUR HEART OUT, BIN LADIN

Dimitri and Craig have seen it fit to allow me to join their little club. As I understand it, admission includes the ability to post messages, as well as a weekly game of grab-ass and the monthly pot-luck BBQ and pick-up curling game.

Although we are all aware of the stresses of first year law students and the problems inherent in the new UAE-port deal, I would like to address another pressing issue: elephants wearing people clothing (see above).

Now, in analyzing this problem, you must understand that elephants do not only wear rain coats, as this picture may indicate. In fact, they have been known to wear pants, shirts, and occasionally sexy lingerie (no picture, use your imagination). Although this does not preclude our own ability to wear people clothes as some of us people have been known to do (not me), I feel that it undermines the sanctity of people clothes. Look at the guy in this picture, he is so upset by the elephant's flaunting of his ability to wear people clothes, that he can't even look. What to do about this? What indeed... (to be continued)